Funny Condom Slogans







  • IT WILL BE SWEETER IF YOU WRAP YOUR PETER !
  • IF YOU SLIP BETWEEN HER TIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE !
  • IF YOU THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY !
  • IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT !
  • YOU CAN'T GO WRONG IF YOU SHIELD YOUR DONG !
  • DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER !
  • WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT !
  • DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY !
  • BEFORE YOU ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER !
  • COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE YOU HUMP !
  • SHE WON'T GET SICK IF YOU WRAP YOUR DICK !
  • IF YOU GO IN HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT !
  • WHILE YOU'RE UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS !
  • WHEN YOU TAKE OF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, ZIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE !
  • ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER !
  • NEVER, NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER !
  • DON'T BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL !
  • THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION !
  • WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL !
  • A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER !
  • NO GLOVE, NO LOVE !
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Comments

Kelly said…
Ha ha ha hahahahahah..... Very funny stuff, man. I love raunchy humor. Right up my alley. Thanks much for the laughs. And great site all around. Makes me wanna go out and buy some "stink log wraps".
February 6, 2008 at 12:19 PM
Admin said…
Thanks a lot Kelly and enjoy your wraps (hehehe...)
February 6, 2008 at 12:34 PM
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