How to Solve : Beer Trouble Shooting

Symptoms : You sense your feet cold and wet
Problem : You hold your glass in the wrong way
Solution : Turn the Glass, the glass lips must face the ceiling


Symptoms : You sense your feet warm and wet
Problem : Improper bladder control (you wet your pants)
Solution : Stand next to the nearest dog (complaint about the owner)

Symptoms : The Beer looks pale and have no taste
Problem : The glass is empty
Solution : Sent someone to bring more beers

Symptoms : You see a lot of lamps in your front wall
Problem : You're falling to the floor(you're looking at the ceiling)
Solution : Get a grip, wake up, and then go to the bartender

Symptoms : You have cigarette butt in your mouth
Problem : You're falling to the floor with your face down
Solution : Look up, get a grip, go back to the bartender

Symptoms : The beer is tasteless your cloth is wet at the front side
Problem : Your mouth is wide open, your glass is in the wrong part of your face
Solution : Go to the bathroom, Practice to drink in front of the mirror

Symptoms : The floor looks blur
Problem : You are seeing in to the bottom of your empty glass
Solution : Sent someone to bring more beers

Symptoms : The floor is moving
Problem : Someone kick you out
Solution : Ask him to sent you to another bar

Symptoms : The room seems dark not like it used to be
Problem : The bar is Closed
Solution : Confirm your address to the bartender

Symptoms : The taxi interior seems to be more color full
Problem : The beers that you drink are more than your body capacity
Solution : Close your mouth tight or move your head through the taxi window

Symptoms : Everybody looking at the ceiling and smiling to you
Problem : You're dancing on the table
Solution : Drop yourself to the fat man

Symptoms : Your beer is clear like a crystal
Problem : It's not a beer it is water. Someone trying to make you sober
Solution : Punch his face

Symptoms : Your arm and nose is hurts, Your mind feels more clear
Problem : You just fight with someone
Solution : Apologized to all the people you see (maybe he is one of them)

Symptoms : You don't recognized anybody and don't know where you are
Problem : You are in the wrong party
Solution : Just look around for free beers

Symptoms : Your voice sound pitchy when you are singing
Problem : Your beer is to light
Solution : Drink more beer until your voice sounds better

Symptoms : You can't remember the lyrics
Problem : You have enough beer
Solution : Make a pose as if you are playing a guitar

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