Stupid way to be a DJ




The Easy way to be a DJ



  1. Make a fake id (nickname) : Or you could use your own name if your parents give you a cool name like Junkie XL, Blanca, Moby, Rob D, Tap Sum Bong, Treble Elf, or Fatherf*cker.
  2. Be a Vinyl Junkie : Collect all the vinyl from all music genre, it might be use full someday.
  3. Have Eccentric Personality : Create your own body language, which make you the center of attention. Walk like a giant, wave your arm as wide as possible, as if you own the place. Don't smile to much and talk only if u need to. Always remember to make some noise in the VIP area. If You don't have personality just act weird.
  4. Have a little bit sense of Fashion : Own a super cool Jacket, t-shirt or a hat. Fix your hair as extreme as you like. Do anything to be remembered or at least make somebody laugh at you.
  5. Have relationship with important person : Stick with famous people. If you're single treat your opposite sex like trash. Hangout with other DJ.
  6. Buy expensive Gadget : Showoff your gadget when media interview you.
  7. Own a Dark Secret : Be mysterious, the media and your fans always like to know about your darkest secret
  8. Be an advertiser : Always talk about your new project. Make a story about you in Bangkok, Bali, or other exotic places.

Congratulation you're a DJ....

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